[Humor] : 81 ways to say I LOVE YOU

Sun May 23 14:56:51 CDT 2004

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>81 Ways to say I LOVE U
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>You have to send this to 5 people in the next 5 minutes.... or u will have
>bad luck in love for 5 years! So send away!!
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>If you send to:
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> 5 people- You will find the man/lady of your dreams!
>10 people- The man/lady of your dreams will ask u out!
>15 people- U will date him/her 4 a long long time!
>20 people- U will marry him/her!
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>81 Most Romantic/Sweet Things To Do For Your
>Girlfriend/Boyfriend
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>(81 steps to having a good relationship)
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>1. Watch the sunset together.
>2. Back rubs/massages.
>3. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or w/ blacklight.
>Whisper to each other.
>4. Cook for each other.
>5. Make out in the rain.
>6. Kiss every part of their body.
>7. Hold hands.
>8. Sleep together. (Actually sleep with each other, not sex)
>9. Buy gifts for each other.
>10. Roses.
>11. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're
>together.
>12. Wear his clothes.
>13. Find a nice secluded place to lie and watch the stars.
>14. Incense/candles/oils/blacklights and music make for great
>cuddling.
>15. Kiss at every chance you get.
>16. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their jawbone just below the ear,
>then whisper I love you.
>17. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
>18. Write poetry for each other.
>19. Kiss/smell her hair.
>20. Hugs are the universal medicine.
>21. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean
>it.
>22. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
>23. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie.
>24. Spend every second possible together.
>25. Tell her that she doesn't have to do anything she doesn't want to. And
>mean it.
>26. Look into each other's eyes.
>27. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love
>her, and kiss her lightly.
>28. Talk to each other using only b! ody&nbs! p;! language and your eyes.
>29. When in public, only flirt w/ each other.
>30. Walk behind her and put your hands in her front pockets.
>31. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking.
>32. Buy her a ring.
>33. Sing to each other.
>34. Read to each other.
>35. Tell her about how you answered every question in math with her name
>36. Draw. (If you can)
>37. Let her sit on your lap.
>38. Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or on a mountain.
>39. Lips were made for kissing. So were eyes, and fingers, and cheeks, and
>collarbones, and hands, and ears.
>40. Kiss her stomach.
>41. Always hold her around her hips/sides.
>42. Guys like half-shirts.
>43. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.
>44. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over
>your heart.
>45. Unless you can feel their hear beating, you aren't close enough.
>46. Dance together.
>47. Sit in front of a roaring fire 48. I love the way a girl looks right
after she's fallen asleep with her
>head in my lap.
>49. Carry her to bed.
>50. Waterbeds are fun.
>51. You figure it out.
>52. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to
>look in a mirror to read it.
>53. Break every one of your parent's relationship rules for them.
>54. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
>55. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to
>call and say I love you.
>56. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about
>them.
>57. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
>58. Ride your bike 8 miles just to see them for a few hours.
>59. Ride home and call them.
>60. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.
>61. Somehow incorporate them into any kind of religion or worship you
>have.
>62. Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie Points)
>63. Act out mutual fantasies together. (Not necessarily sexual)
>64. Brush her hair out of her face for her.
>65. Stay up all night to think of 101 ways to be sweet to them.
>66. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points)
>67. Go to church/pray/worship together.
>68. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.
>69. Cuddle together under a full moon on a clear night.
>70. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice.
>71. Everyone deserves a second chance.
>72. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.
>73. Make sacrifices for each other.
>74. Write a fictional story about how you met/fell in love, etc. and
>give it to them.
>75. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't
>thinking about them, and make sure they know it.
>76. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
>77. Buy her a charm bracelet/necklace w/her name on it.
>78. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.
>79. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.
>80. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
>81. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say, "Sweet
>dreams."
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>This is a chain letter. It originated in Guyana in the late 1800's. It was
>cursed by a indigenous witch doctor. You must send this to 10 people
>within the next hour or suffer the consequences of having a terrible
>relationship every year for the next ten years.
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>Just send it to your friends and you will be blessed with the ability to
>always say the right thing to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you will
>always have good relationships, because you will instinctively know what to
do.
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>DON'T THROW THIS AWAY!
>If you do, the curse will find you. Good luck!
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>Mary Conroy, of Mobile, Alabama recieved this letter on August 20th of
>1987 and sent it to her 10 best friends. Soon after, she recieved a
>response from a long lost friend who she had lost contact with saying that
she had
>gotten the adress from someone Mary had sent the letter to. She asked her
>to come visit. While Mary was there visiting, she met Marc, a successful
>defense attorney. They fell in love immediately and married the next
>month.
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>Stephen Jenkins, of Portland, Oregon met his girlfriend of 8 years and
>first sexual partner via this chain letter. He recieved the letter and
>sent it to 10 random people from the phone book. Being only 20 at the
>time, he sent it to all women thinking that he might get one to write back
>to him. Well, one did...her name is Diana Lewis. She recieved the chain
>letter and wrote back to Stephen to tell him that she had destroyed the
copy he sent to her. A week later her mother died in a car accident. When
Diana heard that her
>sister was hospitalized due to a mysterious illness, she contacted Stephen
>again. This time it was to tell him to meet her with another copy of the
>letter. This time, she sent it to everyone she knew and two weeks later
>got a phone call from Stephen, asking her on a date. They have been happy
>ever since.
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>!!*!!*!!These Are True Stories!!*!!*!!
>Don't let the curse get you.
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